Following up from Children, one of my previous posts:
“Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children.”
“Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you should not have said.”
“Mother’s of teens know why animals eat their young.”
“Your parents never appreciated art on walls when you were a child, suddenly they seem to appreciate the art on walls by your kids.”
“People who say they sleep like babies usually don’t have them.”
“There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother’s age.”
“Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.”
“You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you – where there they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.”
“Your children need your presence more than your presents.”
“Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.”
“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it has stopped snowing.”
“Children have never been good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.”
“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”- Bill Cosby
“The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.”
“Don’t limit a child to your own learning, for he was born in another time.”
